when you're in florida.

i'm in florida. no, florida is in me. and i mean that in the least perverted way possible. florida is a state of mind just as much as it's a state of the union.

it's kind of like the time i went to africa. time was more of a suggestion, rather than a rule. dinner wasn't served at 5:30. it was served at a quarter past dark o'clock. that's how things are in florida. kind of.

but when your top priority is getting the perfect indentation of your girth carved into your beach chair, i guess time doesn't seem that important.


yes, florida will change your priorities.

when you wake up in florida, you don't stumble into the shower when the alarm goes of at 5:00. you wake up refreshed and walk out your door to say hello to the palm trees.


when you're in florida, you check your seashell collection instead of your inbox.


when you're in florida, you don't worry about your fashion choices. beause there's only one choice: beachwear.


when you're in florida, it's not so much about what you're doing. it's about with whom you're doing it.


when you're in florida, you've got swagger.


life in florida ain't too shabby.


more to come.