ummmm, no.

the bravo television network and i are dear friends.  i love everything she has to offer me.  through the miracle of television, i'm great friends with rich housewives, aspiring gourmet chefs, over the top decorators, and flamboyant realtors.  one of my bravo friends is a matchmaker.  

meet patti.

cute right?!

so you can imagine my surprise when patti (the matchmaker, mind you) introduced me to her new boyfriend:

i think she accidentally matchmade herself to cro magnon man!

when i saw the beautiful miss patti with the i'm-sure-he-has-a-great-personality mr. patti, i was all like...

is it just me, or is the center of his face overly saturated with facial features while the edges are, well, not so much?

don't worry, i can make these observations because i am physically perfect and dating a hunk.

oh.  wait.